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101 Ways To Be Annoying - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TVand then pointing it at the screen.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Wear your pants backwards.
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Virus Warning! - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will rewrite your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will eat all your food and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother.
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will want to only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Answering Machine Messages - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
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Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of your voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However, our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back - only that I won't.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone, you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

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Too Much Coffee - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
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Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Pablo your horn !
Panther what you wear on your legth !
Pat up your troubles in your old kit bag !
Pecan somebody your own size !
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door !
Your pencil fall down if the elastic goes !
Penny for your thoughts !
Perth your lips and whistle !
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Piaf your bills !
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother !
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Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea !
Puss your bike, it's safer !
Python with your pocket money !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Canter your sister come out to play !
Canto your change !
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
Chad to make your acquaintance !
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Che what your made of !
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Clare your throat before you speak !
Clark your car in the garage !
Clinton your eye !
Cohen your own way !
Colin and see me on your way home !
Colleen up your room, it's filthy !
Colline your room, please !
Cosby your fingers !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
Barry your bone in the garden, little dog !
Beat your head against a wall !
Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door !
Beth your bottom dollar !
Bigotry than the one in your garden !
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Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
Bull the chain when your done !
Bush your money where your mouth is !
Buster tire, can I use your phone !
Butch your arms around me !
Butcher your arms around me !
Butcher left leg in, your left leg out..!
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Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
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Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
Q. What is your name?
Q. And what is your marital status?
Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a
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Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.?
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
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Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you
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Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... !
Hairdo some weird stuff, can I borrow your brush !
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks !
Hand-over your money !
Handover your money !
Hanover your money !
Harmon on your side !
Harris nice to have on the top of your head !
Havelock put on your door !
Heather your nest !
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down !
Howell you have your toast, with marmalade or jam ?
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star !
Hugo your way and I'll go mine !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Dana talk with your mouth full !
Deceit of your trousers looks wet !
Denise are above your ankles !
Denmark your own territory !
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Disc land is your land, disc land is my land !
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Donovan know your own name !
Dougy hole in your garden !
Dragon your feet again !
Duncan make your garden grow better !
Duncan make your garden grow !
Duncan biscuits in your coffee !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door !
Sallybrate the moments of your life !
Sandra-bout your toes at the beach !
Seymour if you have a pane of glass in your door !
Sherlock your door - someone could break in !
Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend !
Smee, your neighbour !
Sphinx your tie, it's crooked !
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Stopwatch your doing right now !
Stork up on your supplies I'm coming to stay !
Stubborn your toe really hurts !
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Seinfeld Monologues - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
It's tough to do a good deed. Let's look at your professional good-deed doers, your Lone Rangers, your Supermen, your Batmen, your Spidermen. They're all wearing disguises, masks over their faces, secret identities. They don't want people to know them because they cause too much aggravation. "Superman, yeah thanks for saving my life, but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here. They've got a security deposit. Now what am I supposed to do?"
I'm on the plane, we left late, and the pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time in the air." I thought, "Isn't that interesting. They just make up time." That's why you have to reset your watch when you land. Of course, when they say they're making up time, obviously they're increasing the speed of the aircraft. Now my question is, if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can all the time? "Come on, they're no cops up here! Nail it! Give it some gas! We're flying!"
Frankly, I don't believe people think of their office as a workplace anyway. I think they think of it as a stationery store with a Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.
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kids-jokes.com | Your Mama Is So Fat, May 6 2010
kids-jokes.com | Your Mama Is So Fat
Your Mama Is So Fat
Your mama is so fat when god said let there be light, he asked her to step out of the way.

kids-jokes.com | Pay Your Exorcist!, May 6 2010
kids-jokes.com | Pay Your Exorcist!
Pay Your Exorcist!
Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Your welcome !
Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life !
Telly your friend to come out !
Ten to your own business !
Termite be something wrong with your glasses, it's me!
Thayer thorry and I won't throw thisth pie in your face !
Thelma your soul !
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !
Tick em up and give me all your money !
That's good for blowing your nose !
Trudy your word !
Tuna your radio down, I'm trying to get some sleep !
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires !

Comedy Links Directory: Resources and Training, Sep 6 2009
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