Laugh Break Quotes - Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey), May 30 2006
I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

Children's Jokes and Humour, Dec 7 2006
A: a Toy-yoda.

Laugh Break Stories - How Much Is That Barbie In The Window?, May 30 2006
So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"