Student Jokes and Funny Educational Stories, Dec 7 2006
A QUICK SPELLING TEST
Links to kids sites- childrens sites, Dec 7 2006
If you like cricket then this is an invaluble resource, lots of records for all forms of cricket, test matches, first class cricket, one day internationals and lots more !
Riddles, amusing puzzles, silly brain teasers, Dec 7 2006
Quick and simple riddles to amuse and test you!
Test your mouse skills, how many boxes can you check in 20 seconds - record is 64 !
testing time: exam jokes & humor, Dec 7 2006
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Laugh Break Stories - The Chicken Test, May 30 2006
Laugh Break Stories - The Chicken Test
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate The Chicken Test In a recent issue of "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:
It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken." What's New? Lists Stories Quotes Search About Donate
Laugh Break Stories - A Dollar Per Point, May 30 2006
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate A Dollar Per Point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test ... and $64 change.
Laugh Break Stories - Jesus the Great Programmer, May 30 2006
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate Jesus, The Great Programmer Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religious leaders had also learned software programming. One day, a great contest was held to test their skills. After days and days of fierce competition, only two leaders remained for the last day's event: Jesus and Mohammed.
The judge described the software application required for the final test, and gave the signal to start writing code. The two contestants feverishly typed away on their keyboards. Routines, classes, applets, and applications flew by on their screens at incredible speeds. Windows, dialogs, and other intricate graphics began forming on their monitors. The clock showed that the contest would soon be finished.
tongue twisters - a complete dictionary, Dec 7 2006
The best breath test tests breath better.
Student Jokes, Dec 7 2006
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.
Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."
High School Jokes and College Humor, Dec 7 2006
14. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade than your high school final exams ever did.
Blonde Jokes, Dec 7 2006
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"
Doctor Jokes and Funny Medical Stories, Dec 7 2006
THE RORSCHACH TEST
Laugh Break Stories - Who is it?, May 30 2006
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, Bill, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
Test your skill. How many boxes can you check in 20 seconds ?
Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Dec 7 2006
Spelling test !
Celebrity Bitching, Dec 7 2006
- Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire
Education Jokes, Dec 7 2006
A QUICK SPELLING TEST
Political Humor - US Presidents, Dec 7 2006
"India has detonated some atomic weapons at their underground test site; Pakistan has done the same at their proving area; and China is warning them both that this could lead to regional war, that may go nuclear."
Funny Religious Jokes and Humorous Stories About Religion, Dec 7 2006
FAILING THE MATH TEST
Adult Jokes and Relationships humor, Dec 7 2006
THE TEST OF TIME
Dumb Blonde Jokes, Dec 7 2006
When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor, Dec 7 2006
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
Medical Jokes and Doctor Humor, Dec 7 2006
So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.