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English Is Tough Stuff! - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
After trying the poem, native French interpreter said he'd prefer to spend six months at hard labor than reading six lines loud.

Seinfeld Monologues - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Frankly, I don't believe people think of their office as a workplace anyway. I think they think of it as a stationery store with a Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.
The main difference between the man's wallet and the woman's wallet is the photo section. Women carry with them a photograph of every person they've ever met every day in their whole life since the beginning of time. And every picture's out of date. "Here's my cousin, 3 years old, she's in the Marines now. This is my dog, he died during the Carter administration." They get stopped by a cop, no license and registration. "Here's my fifty-six people who know me." Cop goes, "Alright ma'am, just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along. Routine pal check.", May 6 2012
You'll have six more weeks of stupidity!
We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

Things People Say - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
I called my hair salon to tell them I'd be late for an appointment. I couldn't remember the haircutter's unusual name, so I said, "I think her name is Zora." The receptionist said flatly, "We don't have anybody here by that name." I said, "Check the appointment book and see who my appointment is with." She checked and said, "Oh, your appointment is with 'Zoya.'" So I'm wondering, how many of the six people working there have four letter names beginning with Z anyway???

God Meets The EPA - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Then God said he wanted to complete the project in six days. But government officials informed him it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be a 10-12 month approval period before...

Bilingual Lawyer - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

B.C.?? - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Dear Madam: I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles north of the campground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to learn that a great number of our people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. If you don't start early, you probably will not make it in time. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now, there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it in the basement of the B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much not being able to go more often, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly community!!

Who's The Strongest? - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Soon the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as six drops of Juice fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000 and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living?" The Little man replied with a winning smile, "I work for The IRS!"

Bad Analogies - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
(Unknown) He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

Letters To Dear Abby - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get? -- Gertie

And Speaking Of Intelligence... - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
More than 600 people in Italy wanted to ride in a spaceship badly enough to pay $10,000 a piece for the first tourist flight to Mars. According to the Italian police, the would-be space travelers were told to spend their "next vacation on Mars, amid the splendors of ruined temples and painted deserts. Ride a Martian camel from oasis to oasis and enjoy the incredible Martian sunsets. Explore mysterious canals and marvel at the views. Trips to the moon also available." Authorities believe that the con men running this scam made off with over six million dollars...

Useless Facts - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Cow Politics 101 - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.

If Everyone Made Toasters - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters., May 6 2012
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?, May 6 2012
Six cars, two trucks and a bus., May 6 2012
He was stopped for speeding, fined 150 and dismantled for six months., May 6 2012
What has six legs, four ears and a shining suit of armour?, May 6 2012
A six-day-old Ugly Duckling!, May 6 2012
One, boo, three, four, five, six, seven, hate, nine, frighten, May 6 2012
How can you prove that a horse has six legs?, May 6 2012
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

Humour Forum: Comedy Zone at the Bar: Pub Games, May 6 2012

Kidworld... by Kids & for kids!, Sep 6 2009
{Six great jokes submitted by Cody Welch-Hamburg,Arkansas} Cindy: Today we had a spelling bee and Nobody( a person) could spell it.

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