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Laugh Break - Useless Facts, Oct 6 2009
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotam-eteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenu a kitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie" (Thus the name of the Don McLean song).
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Laugh Break - Weird Al Q&A, Oct 6 2009
If and when you have children, will they also be weird? For instance, would you name your son Weird Walter or your daughter Weird Wendy?
No, that would be kind of cruel, don't you think? I mean, who in their right mind would name their kid Walter?
Have you ever thought of recording an album under a different name the way that Garth Brooks did with his Chris Gaines album?
Yes, I've been releasing cheesy new age albums under the name "Yanni" for years. It started out as a joke, but people have just been eating it up!
Looking at the video for "The Saga Begins," I noticed that Al's hands didn't change key while playing the guitar. Is this because Al doesn't play the guitar, and just wanted it for show?
Can you name any of the songs on your new album?
Yes, I can name all of them.
Yes, for the last several years, I've been releasing lame instrumental albums under the name "Kenny G."

Laugh Break - 101 Ways To Be Annoying, Oct 6 2009
Name your dog "Dog."
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Laugh Break - Dumb Criminals, Oct 6 2009
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money... and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid I.D. in a 7-Eleven robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said "Cedar Woods Apartments" and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Oct 6 2009
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
Canto your change !
Cauliflower by any other name and it's still a daisy !

Laugh Break - Extreem Bumper Stickers, Oct 6 2009
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Oct 6 2009
Snow use, I've lost the little card with my name on it !
Sparrow little change ?

http://www.comedy-zone.net/forum/gforum.cgi?post=6428;guest=&t=search_engine#6428, Oct 6 2009
Ok. We all get bored at work, what's some silly stuff you've gotten up to messing with your colleagues? Here's a few of mine to get you rolling. - We have seperate offices. Wait till a co-worker leaves for a toilet break and smear paper glue on his phone earpiece. Wait till he comes back, call. - I work in a the office of a loud factory, I was walking through the floor of the factory one day (earmuffs on, safety first) and a co-worker sprayed my boot with green spraypaint. I didn't notice until I could smell paint, by which time he was long gone. - I got him back later that day by greasing the bottoms of the handles to his toolbox and asking him for a screwdriver. - Not many of my co-workers are especially computer literate, change their sound options so that everthing makes a ringing sound. Eg open progam, close program, minimize, maximise. Also mouse settings are fun, change them so that you have to move the mouse across the pad 5 times before it moves the length of the screen. And so that you have to double click so fast you have to hold the mouse steady with your other hand. That's enough outta me, what have you got?

Rude Funny Pictures and Naughty Funny Photographs from The Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
2 FUNNY NAME CHANGE

Lenny Bruce : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
Name: Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce (born Leonard Alfred Schneider) was a controversial American stand-up comedian and satirist of the 1950s and '60s. Bruce, like his contemporary Mort Sahl, helped change stand-up comedy from the practice of telling jokes to an intelligent form of entertainment.

Funny Sports Pictures and Funny Sporting Photographs from The Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
16 LOOSE CHANGE?

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