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Yo Momma's So Ugly, Dec 7 2006
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Dec 7 2006
Mom !
Mom who ?
Mom's the word !

Beer Humor, Dec 7 2006
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders up to the end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom and it was really sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me...."

Political Jokes and Humorous Politician Stories, Dec 7 2006
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

High School Jokes and College Humor, Dec 7 2006
6. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and Dad.

Laugh Break Lists - Children's Books You'll Never See, May 30 2006
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom'sPurse
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Laugh Break Quotes - Comedians' Best Lines, 1997, May 30 2006
"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone

Laugh Break Stories - Kid's Eye View, May 30 2006
We set out our creche for the holidays, and my 5-year-old daughter, Laura, was watching me put all of the figurines in it- especially baby Jesus. I explained what a manger was-that they didn't have a crib for him, so they had to lay a blanket on the hay and put him there. She thought about that for a minute, and then she looked at me and said, "Mom, did they have to use a manger for his car seat, too?"
Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."

Laugh Break Stories - Want To Go Out?, May 30 2006
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate Want To Go Out? One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her. "Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.
They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of the evening that Dad finally confessed that his question had actually been directed to the family dog, laying near Mom's feet on the kitchen floor.

Kidworld... by Kids & for kids!, May 17 2004
...... Mom Dad: Why couldn't nobody (as in nobody at all) spell it? Cindy: Because Nobody ( the person) Was smart! Dad Mom: Huh?! (By CASSANDRA MADRID, AGE 11) Cowboy: Say, why did you buy that dachshund? City Guy: I heard someone say,"Get a long, little doggy!" ...

The loch ness monster jokes collection, Dec 7 2006
Boy: Mom, why can't I swim in Loch Ness?

School Jokes, Dec 7 2006
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit's are so big she could only fasten eight!

Redneck Jokes, Dec 7 2006
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Jewish Jokes and Religious Humour, Dec 7 2006
"My mom said I was two days old."

Rude Relations Jokes and Stories, Dec 7 2006
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

Adult Jokes and Relationships humor, Dec 7 2006
INVITING MOM TO DINNER

Laugh Break Lists - Job Qualifications, May 30 2006
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

Laugh Break Stories - One in Five, May 30 2006
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate One in Five Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho Cha Chu.

Laugh Break Stories - A Letter To Home, May 30 2006
...... Dear Mom and Dad, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin. P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late." A few days later he received a letter from...

Laugh Break Stories - Hearing Funny, May 30 2006
LAUGH BREAK What's New? | Lists | Stories | Quotes | Search | About | Donate Hearing Funny A mom in Virginia was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He asked her why all their relatives from Wisconsin "talk funny" and sound like their noses are plugged up.

Laugh Break Stories - Pretty Bird, May 30 2006
...... One of Mom's friends often dropped by for an early morning cup of coffee, and was well aware (due to the incessant taped message) of her attempts to teach our bird to talk. And one day, while the friend was at the kitchen table, the bird began to speak, but very quietly and indistinctly. She excitedly called my mother into the room, and told her that the bird was trying to say something. The two women carefully leaned toward the parakeet's cage, and heard him say, very clearly now ...

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