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Laugh Break - First Kiss, Jan 6 2009
Laugh Break - First Kiss
First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

Laugh Break - Kids On Love, Jan 6 2009
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10)
Never kiss in front of other people. It s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours. (Kally, 9)
It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it. (Jean, 10)

Laugh Break - Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble, Jan 6 2009
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

Laugh Break - Stories, Jan 6 2009
First Kiss | The Best of Late Night, Jan 6 2009
Australian Kiss | Sugar And Sweet-N-Low, Jan 6 2009
A: Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips! | Eating A Worm, Jan 6 2009
Kiss Me

Oddball riddles, puzzles and brain teasers, Jan 6 2009
How do mice kiss?

Amusing true stories from Emergency Rooms, Nov 6 2008
Sherry Moeller was admitted with a head wound caused by flying masonry, Tim Vegas was diagnosed with a mild case of whiplash and contusions on his chest, arms and face, Bryan Corcoran suffered torn gum tissue, and Pamela Klesick's first two fingers of her right hand had been bitten off. Moeller had just dropped her husband off for his first day of work and, in addition to a good-bye kiss, she flashed her breasts at him "I'm still not sure why I did it," she said later. "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see. Besides, it couldn't have been for more than two seconds." However, cab driver Vegas did see and lost control of his cab, running over the curb and into the corner of the Johnson Medical Building. Inside, Klesick, a dental technician, was cleaning Corcoran's teeth.

Animal Jokes, Nov 6 2008
...... • Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? • Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? • Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? • Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter? • Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? • Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? • Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers? • Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? • Does your cat sleep on your head? • Do you like it? • Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? • Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? • Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? • Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? • Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? • Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? | e-mail Jokes | Joke of the Month | Submit your Jokes | Competition | Link To Comedy Zone Tell A Friend About Us Bookmark This...

Kidworld... by Kids & for kids!, May 17 2004
How many were left? Answer: NONE, they were all copy cats! (From LEVI) Q: What is a baby's motto A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? CarGo Beep Beep! Q: What must you do before you get board a bus ? A: Get on it! (From Linajen - a huge fan!) Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch Q: what did one fish say to the other? A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.

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