Stella Awards - Laugh Break, Sep 6 2012
6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk, Sep 6 2012
its a play on the word Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Julie Johnson (Mon, 23 Jul 2012 23:08:20 -0700): Do you know the next letter in this series? OTTFFSSE Abdul Samim Ansari (Sat, 11 Aug 2012 20:47:13 -0700): N Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru S'kumar (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/#, Sep 6 2012
its a play on the word Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Julie Johnson (Mon, 23 Jul 2012 23:08:20 -0700): Do you know the next letter in this series? OTTFFSSE Abdul Samim Ansari (Sat, 11 Aug 2012 20:47:13 -0700): N Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru S'kumar (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/, Sep 6 2012
its a play on the word Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Julie Johnson (Mon, 23 Jul 2012 23:08:20 -0700): Do you know the next letter in this series? OTTFFSSE Abdul Samim Ansari (Sat, 11 Aug 2012 20:47:13 -0700): N Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru S'kumar (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?