Laugh Break - Answering Machine Messages, Mar 6 2009
Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back - only that I won't.
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me?
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
kids-jokes.com | Jokes, Mar 6 2009
"Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them.
The Ugly Duckling Jokes, Mar 6 2009
Hello, how are you today? Hello, how are you today? Hello, how are you today?
Monster jokes, creature jokes, fantasy jokes and more, Mar 6 2009
Hello hello !
Laugh Break - The FBI Loonies, Mar 6 2009
Agent: Hello. I would like to order19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Laugh Break - VIP Lounge, Mar 6 2009
Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would really appreciate it if he could throw a quick 'Hello Chris' at me while I was with my client. He agreed.
Laugh Break - Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies, Mar 6 2009
It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
kids-jokes.com | The Farmer's Daughter's Dates, Mar 6 2009
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer, "Hello, my name is Chuck."
kids-jokes.com | In Your Sunday Best, Mar 6 2009
"Hello," said the little boy