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Useless Trivia and Fun Facts from the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
Dog Tales Bite Me More... DID YOU KNOW? You might think that New Zealand has the most sheep per capita in the world, but here's a fact to turn every antipodean farmer green with envy.

Weird Al Q&A - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Here's a little secret - I've already released a live album! In fact, it's secretly encoded in every single copy of the "'Weird Al' Yankovic - Live!" video. All you have to do to access it is to put the video in your VCR, press "Play," and then turn your head away from the TV so that you can't see the screen. Voila! Live album!
You know, we WOULD have put them on there, except for the fact that "Bad Hair Day" came out several years after "Greatest Hits."

1979: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
... • Start of the Thatcher era in Britain as new Conservative government takes power. • John Wayne died, aged 72 • Ayatollah Khomeini returned to Iran after a 16 year exile and took power • Mountbatten killed by IRA terrorist attack • Brezhnev and Carter signed the SALTII treaty About 1979 The end of a decade that started with love and peace and closed with the last death throes of punk rock. Britain got it's first woman Prime Minister - In later years this fact was contested, in fact some wondered if she was even human! You Have been Watching... • Agony • Benson • In Loving Memory • Only When I Laugh At the Cinema • Kramer vs Kramer (Best Film Oscar) • Monty Python's The Life Of Brian • The Jerk • Alien ...

Bill Cosby : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
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He has also written several humorous books about different aspects of life, based on his stand-up comedy such as Fatherhood and Love and Marriage. In fact, Fatherhood and Time Flies were the best selling non-fiction hardback books of 1986 and 1987, respectively.

Eric Morecambe : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
... : Home : Stand Up Comedy : Stand Up Comedians : M : Eric Morecambe Eric Morecambe Stand Up Comedian Profiles at The Comedy Zone A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | PQ | R | S | T | U | V | W | XYZ FACT FILE Name: Eric Morecambe Birth: Date: May 14, 1926 Place: Morecambe, Lancashire, England. Death: Date: May 28, 1984 Place: Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, England. Occupation: Comedian Biographical Notes: Eric Morecambe OBE was the stage name of Eric John Bartholomew, part of the double act of Morecambe and Wise with Ernie Wise. In the UK he is widely.....
A West End show, The Play What I Wrote, appeared in 2001 as a tribute to the duo. Directed by Kenneth Branagh, each performance featured a different guest celebrity, including Kylie Minogue, who was said to be particularly keen to participate. Bizarrely, the show later transferred, with some success, to Broadway, only moderately rewritten to allow for the fact that Eric & Ernie were virtually unknown in the U.S.

The 100BB Bug - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
This means that, after the sale of the 100 billionth burger, McDonald's signs will read "00 Billion Burgers Sold." This, experts predict, will convince the public that, in over thirty years, no McDonald's hamburgers have ever in fact been sold, causing a complete collapse of consumer confidence in McDonald's products.

Things People Say - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" She replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."

How To Attend A Meeting - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
The first meeting ever was held back in the Mezzanine Era. In those days, Man's job was to slay his prey and bring it home for Woman, who had to figure out how to cook it. The problem was, Man was slow and basically naked, whereas the prey had warm fur and could run like an antelope. (In fact it was an antelope, only nobody knew this).

Getting Organized - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum.

The Accident - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer, and I was driving down the road... " The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

Dumb Criminals - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

The Wisdom Of Supermodels - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."

Groucho Marx - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

A Lesson In Marketing - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

The Dangers Of Bread - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Things You Wish You Could Say At Work - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. | Laundry Detergent, May 6 2010
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." | The Best Of Late Night, May 6 2010
"As I’m sure you know by now, a judge has turned down Scooter Libby’s request to delay his prison term. In fact, the judge gave him an extra three months just for having that stupid name, Scooter. Not the name you want to have going into prison." | Sexthletics, May 6 2010
In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries.

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Matter of fact !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Asia matter of fact I can't remember !

Humour Forum: Comedy Zone Feedback: Funny Joke Competition Entries, May 6 2010
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Peter Sellers : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
... : Home : Stand Up Comedy : Stand Up Comedians : S : Peter Sellers Peter Sellers Stand Up Comedian Profiles at The Comedy Zone A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | PQ | R | S | T | U | V | W | XYZ FACT FILE Name: Peter Sellers Birth: Date: September 8, 1925 Place: Southsea, Hampshire, England. Death: Date: July 24, 1980 Place: London, England. Occupation: Comedian Biographical Notes: Richard Henry Sellers, better known as Peter Sellers, was a British comedian, talented comic actor, and performer on The Goon Show (a long-running BBC radio show, 1951-1960). Sellers was born....

George Carlin : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
... : Home : Stand Up Comedy : Stand Up Comedians : C : George Carlin George Carlin Stand Up Comedian Profiles at The Comedy Zone A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | PQ | R | S | T | U | V | W | XYZ FACT FILE Name: George Carlin Birth: Date: May 12, 1937 Place: New York, USA. Death: Date: N/A Place: N/A Occupation: Comedian Biographical Notes: Counterculture comedian George Carlin was born May 12, 1937, in the Bronx, New York. A disciple of Lenny Bruce, Carlin was arrested for violating obscenity laws in 1972 after a radio broadcast of an uncensored version of his routine ....

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