Laugh Break - Letters To Dear Abby, Dec 6 2009
DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? -- Wondering
DEAR Annie: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? -- BESS
Laugh Break - Job Applicants, Dec 6 2009
Brought her large dog to the interview.
A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more." I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.
Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.
Laugh Break - Useless Facts, Dec 6 2009
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," uses every letter in the alphabet.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
kids-jokes.com | A Little Queer, Dec 6 2009
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce."
That Poor Dog...
kids-jokes.com | Beach Lawyers, Dec 6 2009
My Wife Beats Me
The Best Dog Show In The World
Humour Forum: Comedy Zone Feedback: Funny Joke Competition Entries, Dec 6 2009
talking to the wife
The Old Dog