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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/doctorcomputer.html, May 6 2012
Doctor Computer Jokes
Doctor Computer
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Doctor: That's just age.
''Doctor ,doctor, I've spent so long at my P.C. that I've got double vision.''
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?
Doctor, doctor, I don't think I'm a computer anymore. Now I think I'm a desk.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a computer?
Doctor, doctor, I'm so big I can't fit at my computer terminal!
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/monster/medicalmonsters.html, May 6 2012
Monster: Doctor, doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
'Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me - I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis . . .'
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I need to lose 30 pounds of excess flab.
Doctor: All right, I'll cut your head off.
Doctor: I'm sorry madam, but I have to tell you that you are a werewolf.
Doctor: Do you want to write your will?
Monster: Doctor, doctor, what did the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing.
Doctor: you need new glasses.
Doctor: I could tell the moment you walked through the window.
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bridge.
Doctor: What on earth's come over you? Monster:
Monster: Doctor, doctor, how long can one live without a brain?
Doctor: That depends. How old are you?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/doctor/index.html, May 6 2012
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Animal Jokes - Do you need an animal doctor or a hospital?!
I Can't - If it's not working, the doctor can fix it!
I Have - To tell these doctor doctor jokes to my friends!
Medical Mixture - No less than 90 mixed up doctor doctor jokes!
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Doctor Jokes and Funny Medical Stories, Sep 6 2009
Doctor Jokes and Funny Medical Stories
... PILLS 5 AN OLD COUPLE AT THE DOCTORS 6 UNETHICAL DUTIES 7 THE DIAGNOSIS 8 AFTER EFFECTS 9 THE OLD FAMILY PHYSICIAN 10 TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY (10) 11 MAKE YOUR THERAPIST PAY WITH THESE HANDY TIPS (10) 12 LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET 13 THE PENSIONERS 14 PHYSICAL EXAMINATION 15 911 EMERGENCY NUMBER 16 DOCTOR, DOCTOR QUICKIE 17 A SLIGHTLY CONFUSING SITUATION 18 THE DEAF WIFE 19 THE BURST PIPE 20 JOHN THE BAPTIST 21 AFTER THE PHYSICAL 22 SO CORNY, IT HURTS! 23 EIGHTY EIGHT 24 IN THE ASYLUM 25 QUICK PERILS OF DRINKING 26 A TOUGH CH-CH-CHOICE 27 THE 'OR WHAT' OPTION 28 WHAT'S IN A NAME? 29 ...

Doctor vs. Mechanic - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Doctor vs. Mechanic - Laugh Break
Doctor vs. Mechanic
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

Doctor Descriptions - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Doctor Descriptions - Laugh Break
Doctor Descriptions

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk, May 6 2012
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What's New ? - Revised the Doctor Doctor Jokes - Over 200 new ones!
spell who ok, w.h.o! Olivia Gideon (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:24:55 -0700): halo Shobogun Kazeem Samkclef Richkid (Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:51:24 -0700): Olivia Gideon how are you doing can you add me on yahoo is terrymark.me882yahoo.com (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:26:16 -0700): what do u call a sheep wth no lega? a cloud Krupang Pandya (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:52:51 -0700): hi papa Sophie Coyne (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:13:25 -0800): knock knock who's there? orange orange who? knock knock who's there orange orange who? knock knock who's there? orange orange who? aren't you glad I didn't say orange again. Romelei Gilay (Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:13:20 -0800): what cant understand :P Ray N. Roddy (Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:17:05 -0800): Romelei Gilay - I think the last one should have said 'banana' at least that's the way I tell it! ;~) Bryan Carlo Yumang (Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:34:09 -0800): hi Kaya Zuntová (Fri, 04 May 2012 11:08:39 -0700): Ray N. Roddy No, it should all the time be banana and in the end u just say orange :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru Man (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/#, May 6 2012
Doctor
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What's New ? - Revised the Doctor Doctor Jokes - Over 200 new ones!
spell who ok, w.h.o! Olivia Gideon (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:24:55 -0700): halo Shobogun Kazeem Samkclef Richkid (Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:51:24 -0700): Olivia Gideon how are you doing can you add me on yahoo is terrymark.me882yahoo.com (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:26:16 -0700): what do u call a sheep wth no lega? a cloud Krupang Pandya (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:52:51 -0700): hi papa Sophie Coyne (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:13:25 -0800): knock knock who's there? orange orange who? knock knock who's there orange orange who? knock knock who's there? orange orange who? aren't you glad I didn't say orange again. Romelei Gilay (Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:13:20 -0800): what cant understand :P Ray N. Roddy (Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:17:05 -0800): Romelei Gilay - I think the last one should have said 'banana' at least that's the way I tell it! ;~) Bryan Carlo Yumang (Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:34:09 -0800): hi Kaya Zuntová (Fri, 04 May 2012 11:08:39 -0700): Ray N. Roddy No, it should all the time be banana and in the end u just say orange :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru Man (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/, May 6 2012
Doctor
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What's New ? - Revised the Doctor Doctor Jokes - Over 200 new ones!
spell who ok, w.h.o! Olivia Gideon (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:24:55 -0700): halo Shobogun Kazeem Samkclef Richkid (Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:51:24 -0700): Olivia Gideon how are you doing can you add me on yahoo is terrymark.me882yahoo.com (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:26:16 -0700): what do u call a sheep wth no lega? a cloud Krupang Pandya (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:52:51 -0700): hi papa Sophie Coyne (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:13:25 -0800): knock knock who's there? orange orange who? knock knock who's there orange orange who? knock knock who's there? orange orange who? aren't you glad I didn't say orange again. Romelei Gilay (Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:13:20 -0800): what cant understand :P Ray N. Roddy (Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:17:05 -0800): Romelei Gilay - I think the last one should have said 'banana' at least that's the way I tell it! ;~) Bryan Carlo Yumang (Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:34:09 -0800): hi Kaya Zuntová (Fri, 04 May 2012 11:08:39 -0700): Ray N. Roddy No, it should all the time be banana and in the end u just say orange :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :) Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water). Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny... Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera! Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha? Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters. Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one! Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came. Kiru Man (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/other/bedtime_jokes.html, May 6 2012
'Doctor, doctor, how can I cure myself of sleepwalking?'
'Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep at night.'
'Doctor, doctor, I haven't slept for days.'
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/monster/longjokes.html, May 6 2012
He went to the doctor because he didn't feel well. "What do you eat?" asked the doctor.
"I know why you are not feeling well," exclaimed the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."
A man thought he had swallowed a monster, and nothing his doctor said would make him change his mind.
So, finally the doctor gave him an anaesthetic and put him into a deep sleep. When he woke up, the doctor was standing beside his bed, holding a great big green monster on a lead.
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TV Comedy Programmes: D, Sep 6 2009
... Today, The (UK) • Days and Nights of Molly Dodd, The (US) • Days Like These (UK) • Dead Ernest (UK) • Dead Ringers (UK) • Dean Martin Show, The (US) • Dear John (UK) • Dear Ladies (UK) • Dear Mother ... Love Albert (UK) • Dennis the Menace (US) • Designing Women (US) • Desmond's (UK) • Detectives, The (UK) • Devenish (UK) • Dick Emery Show, The (UK) • Dick Van Dyke Show, The (US) • Dickie Henderson Show, The (UK) • Different World, A (US) • Diff'rent Strokes (US) • Dinnerladies (UK) • Divided We Stand (UK) • Do Not Adjust Your Set (UK) • Doctor At Large (UK) • Doctor At Sea (UK) • Doctor At The Top (UK) • Doctor In Charge (UK) • Doctor In The House (UK) • Doctor On The Go (UK) • Doctors And Nurses (UK) • Doctors' Daughters (UK) • Dogfood Dan And The Carmarthen Cowboy (UK) • Donna Reed Show, The (US) • Don't Drink The Water (UK) • Don't Forget To Write! (UK) • Don't Rock The Boat (UK) • Don't Tell Father (UK) • Don't Wait Up (UK) • Doogie Howser, MD (US) • Doris Day Show, The (US) • Double First (UK) • Down The 'Gate (UK) • Down To Earth (UK) • Downwardly Mobile (UK) • Dr Willoughby (UK) • Dream On (US) • Dream Stuffing (UK) • Dressing For Breakfast (UK) • Drop The Dead Donkey (UK) • Duck Patrol (UK) • Dustbinmen, The (UK) • Duty Free (UK) ...

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/index.html#, May 6 2012
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/riddles/puzzlingriddles.html, May 6 2012
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/index.html, May 6 2012
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What's New ? - Revised the Doctor Doctor Jokes - Over 200 new ones!
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Cured - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
A woman went to the doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I?"

Running Out Of Time - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

Trial Questions - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/other/night_jokes.html, May 6 2012
Doctor, doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep at nights.
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/animal/gorilla_jokes.html, May 6 2012
Gorilla: I'm feeling terrible, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a Great Dane.
Doctor: As your psychiatrist, I can tell you it's better if you go bananas. But how long have you been feeling this way?
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/index.html#, May 6 2012
Doctor Computer
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/riddles/sickriddles.html, May 6 2012
Doctor, Health, & Medical Riddles
Doctor, Health, & Medical Riddles
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/index.html, May 6 2012
Doctor Computer
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Comedy Links Directory: New Links, Oct 6 2009
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$25,000 Each - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelop containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelops in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.
A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelop in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell.
The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergyman's sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelop, he admitted, had only $8000 in it. He said, he toovcould not bring himself to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others.


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