The Catholic Jew - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious but maddening smells every Friday evening! But come the following Friday, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to *remind* him of his new diet. They find him standing over the sizzling steak, knife in one hand, his other hand dipping in water. He sprinkles water over the meat, saying, "Born a cow... Raised a cow... Now a fish!"
English Is Tough Stuff! - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Stories - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Still On My Diet
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/doctorcomputer.html, May 6 2012
Have you tried to diet?
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/ejokes.html, May 6 2012
Don't you ever exercise or diet?
Comedy Links Directory: Directories, Oct 6 2009
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Comedy Links Directory: Personal Homepages, Sep 6 2009
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Blonde Jokes, Blonde Stories and One Liners from the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
...... DUMB BLONDE! (20) 7 TALE OF THE 'NOT ENTIRELY' UNEXPECTED 8 SPECIAL BLONDE DIET 9 OK THEN, BLONDE QUESTIONS ANSWERED (15) 10 ANY LAST REQUESTS 11 AN OVERWEIGHT BLONDE 12 THE BLONDE AND THE LAWYER 13 THE JIGSAW PUZZLE 14 THREE DUMB BLONDES 15 TWO BLONDES AND A BRUNETTE 16 A QUICK RIDDLE 17 ANOTHER QUICK RIDDLE 18 THE BLONDE AND THE SPORTS CAR 19 THE BLONDE, THE BRUNETTE, THE REDHEAD 20 MORE BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS (15) 21 NOT ALWAYS DUMB BLONDES 22 LOADED THREATS 23 THE PACKED LUNCH SUICIDES 24 AT A CROWDED BUS STOP ONE DAY 25 THE MAGIC MIRROR 26 SENDING A BLONDE A TELEGRAM 27 RIDING A HORSE 28 AN OUTSTANDING STUDENT 29 THE TIRED OLD GENIE DOES A FINAL WISH ...