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Humour Forum: Comedy Zone at the Bar: Funny Pictures: David Beckham gets caught by his wife looking..., May 6 2010
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David Beckham gets caught by his wife looking...
David Beckham gets caught by his wife looking...

A Lesson In Marketing - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome - one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."

Sports Quotes - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)
"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs." (David Coleman)
"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." (David Coleman)
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock !

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Sunday School Lessons - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

Answering Machine Messages - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back - only that I won't.

Links to kids sites- childrens sites, May 6 2010
David-Beckham.net
A site dedicated to the England football captain - David Beckham.

TV Comedy Programmes: T, Sep 6 2009
... Tales From The Lazy Acre (UK) • Tales Of Para Handy, The (UK) • Tammy (US) • Tandoori Nights (UK) • Tattletales (US) • Taxi (US) • Tears Before Bedtime (UK) • Tell It To The Marines (UK) • Temperatures Rising (US) • Terry And Julian (UK) • Terry And June (UK) • Terry and June (US) • That Girl (US) • That Was The Week That Was (UK) • That Wonderful Guy (US) • That's Love (UK) • That's My Boy (UK) • That's My Mama (US) • That's Your Funeral (UK) • Then Churchill Said To Me (UK) • There Comes A Time ... (UK) • There's A Lot Of It About (UK) • They Came From Somewhere Else (UK) • Thick As Thieves (UK) • Thin Blue Line, The (UK) • Third Time Lucky (UK) • This Is David Harper (UK) • This Is David Lander (UK) • Three Live Wires (UK) • Three Of A Kind (UK) • Three Rousing Tinkles (UK) • Three Up, Two Down (UK) • Three's Company (US) • Thundercloud (UK) • Till Death ... (UK) • Till Death Us Do Part (UK) • Time After Time (UK) • Time Of My Life (UK) • TLC (UK) • To The Manor Born (UK) • To The Manor Born (US) • Toast of the Town (US) • Tom, Dick And Harriet (UK) • Tonight Show, The (US) • Tony Hancock Show, The (UK) • Too Close for Comfort (US) • Too Much Sun (UK) • Top Secret Life Of Edgar Briggs, The (UK) • Topper (US) • Torkelsons, The (US) • Touch Of Spice, A (UK) • Townies (US) • Train Now Standing, The (UK) • Trevor's World of Sport (UK) • Tripper's Day .....

TV Comedy Programmes: L, Sep 6 2009
... A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | PQ | R | S | T | U | V | W | XYZ L • L For Lester (UK) • Labours Of Erica, The (UK) • Lady Is A Tramp, The (UK) • Lame Ducks (UK) • Land Of Hope And Gloria (UK) • Langley Bottom (UK) • Larkins, The (UK) • Larry Sanders Show, The (US) • Last Of The Baskets, The (UK) • Last Of The Summer Wine (UK) • Last Salute, The (UK) • Last Song, The (UK) • Late Expectations (UK) • Late Night with Conan O'Brian (US) • Late Night with David Letterman (US) • Late Show with David Letterman (US) • Laura And Disorder (UK) • Laverne and Shirley (US) • Law And Disorder (UK) • Lazarus And Dingwall (UK) • League Of Gentlemen, The (UK) • Leave It To Charlie (UK) • Leaving (UK) • Lee Evans - So What Now? (UK) • Legacy Of Murder (UK) • Legacy Of Reginald Perrin, The (UK) • Lenny Henry Show, The (UK) • Les Girls (UK) • Les Dawson Show, The (UK) • Let Them Eat Cake (UK) • Let There Be Love (UK) • Life After Birth (UK) • Life As We Know It (UK) • Life Begins At Forty (UK) • Life Of Bliss, A (UK) • Life Of Riley, The (UK) • Life of Riley, The (US) • Life With The Lyons (UK) • Life Without George (UK) • Likely Lads, The (UK) • Little Armadillos (UK) • Little Big Business,...

College Applicant - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week: when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

Comedians' Best Lines, 1997 - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." --David Letterman

Who Woulda Thought? - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
--David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s. "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."

Bulletin Bloopers - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Disgusting World Records - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
David Horrigan, of Glen Ridge, NJ, claimed the record in 1989. In a sworn statement, Horrigan has worn the same pair every day for twenty years and 114 days. In 1983, shoe stores throughout New Jersey banned Andy from their premises. Since then he has purchased his shoes through the mail. Andy plans to remove the socks and take a look at his feet in 1999.

Merged Book Contest Winners - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Alas, the challenge of locating Henry David Thoreau in each richly-detailed drawing loses its appeal when it quickly becomes clear that he is always in the woods.

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
Mike and Angelo's David !

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David Beckham gets caught by his wife looking...

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