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The Wisdom Of Supermodels - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
-- Cindy Crawford
-- Cindy Crawford
-- Cindy Crawford

Kidworld... by Kids & for kids!, Sep 6 2009
{Six great jokes submitted by Cody Welch-Hamburg,Arkansas} Cindy: Today we had a spelling bee and Nobody( a person) could spell it.
Mom Dad: Why couldn't nobody (as in nobody at all) spell it? Cindy: Because Nobody ( the person) Was smart! Dad Mom: Huh?! (By CASSANDRA MADRID, AGE 11) Cowboy: Say, why did you buy that dachshund? City Guy: I heard someone say,"Get a long, little doggy!" Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A: Well, a cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night! Q: What's the difference between a baseball player and his tired dog? A: The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants! (From Janette Cheung, 12) Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Penguin with a diaper rash!! Sara: Where's a cow's favorite place to go? Ben: Where? Sara: The moovies, of course! (Lucy, age 10 - from Arkansas) Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door? A: Close the door, I'm dressing!! (From Nikko Nori, age 3) Q: What do grown up dogs say to their puppies? A: Hush, puppies! Amy:Would you remember me in a month? April:sure Amy:Would you remember me in a week? April:sure Amy:Would you remember me in a day? April:sure Amy:Would you remember me in an hour? April:sure Amy:Would you remember me in a minute? April:sure Amy:Would you remember me in a second? April:sure Amy:Knock,Knock April:Who's there? Amy:You forgot me already! (From Sarah Mills) One day 3 men caught a mermaid. The mermaid said I will give you one wish each if you let me go.

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