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Laugh Break - If Microsoft Built Cars, Mar 6 2009
Laugh Break - If Microsoft Built Cars
If Microsoft Built Cars
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS.....
The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

Laugh Break - Idiots, Mar 6 2009
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

Laugh Break - Letters To Dear Abby, Mar 6 2009
DEAR Annie: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

Laugh Break - 101 Ways To Be Annoying, Mar 6 2009
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Laugh Break - Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies, Mar 6 2009
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Laugh Break - Rules for Bank Robbers, Mar 6 2009
6. Don't advertise. A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture. Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves.

Laugh Break - Useless Facts, Mar 6 2009
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

Laugh Break - Lists, Mar 6 2009
If Microsoft Built Cars

kids-jokes.com | Only In America, Mar 6 2009
6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Jokes about doctors, Mar 6 2009
Two buses, three cars and a lorry.

I think - Doctor Doctor Jokes, Mar 6 2009
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor Doctor Jokes, Mar 6 2009
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Medical monsters, jokes and fun collection, Mar 6 2009
Six cars, two trucks and a bus.

Funny Travel Jokes, Road Rage and Humorous Driving Stories, Nov 6 2008
... RIDING HIS BIKE 3 THE IMPORTED SPORTS CAR 4 VOICE ACTIVATED CAR RADIO 5 THE MULITCOLORED CAB 6 AIRLINE PILOT 7 IN A PACKED SUBWAY CAR 8 REAL STORIES REPORTED BY FLIGHT CREWS (10) 9 A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE DRIVING HABITS (10) 10 PARKING THE ROLLS 11 FLYING TWA 12 THE NEW YORK TAXI DRIVER 13 ROAD RAGE 14 LITTLE BOYS AND BIG CARS 15 PARKING IN THE WILD WEST 16 MOTORWAY BREAKDOWN 17 THREE MEN ON A PLANE 18 TEN WAYS TO MAKE DRIVING LESS BORING (10) 19 YOU KNOW YOU'VE BOOKED A CHEAP FLIGHT WHEN... (10) 20 YUGO ENVY 21 THE PORSCHE AND THE PORCUPINE 22 THREE QUICK DRIVING OFFENCES (3) 23 AN EVENTFUL JOURNEY 24 SWEET REVENGE 25 THE SPEEDING OFFENSIVE ....

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