Pretty Bird - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Pretty Bird - Laugh Break
Pretty Bird
Back in 1958, when I was just past four years old, my parents gave me a young parakeet. My mother determined that our parakeet would learn to talk, and to this end sat at the microphone of a borrowed tape recorder for a full 1/2 hour, saying over and over again: "Pretty bird! Pretty bird! Pretty bird! Pretty bird!...." and so on. The resulting taped message was played for our parakeet at least once per day. For weeks.
One of Mom's friends often dropped by for an early morning cup of coffee, and was well aware (due to the incessant taped message) of her attempts to teach our bird to talk. And one day, while the friend was at the kitchen table, the bird began to speak, but very quietly and indistinctly. She excitedly called my mother into the room, and told her that the bird was trying to say something. The two women carefully leaned toward the parakeet's cage, and heard him say, very clearly now - "Bobby! Stop that!"

bird jokes, Mar 6 2010
bird jokes
Bird Jokes
Bird Jokes
Plant bird seed !
What do you call a very rude bird ?
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

Bird Whistle - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Bird Whistle - Laugh Break
Bird Whistle

Bird Tags - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Bird Tags - Laugh Break
Bird Tags

Bird Lovers - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Bird Lovers - Laugh Break
Bird Lovers

Butterball Turkey Talk Line - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line. While preparing the turkey, her Chihuahua jumped into the bird's body cavity and couldn't get out. She tried pulling the dog and shaking the bird, but nothing worked. She and the dog became more and more distraught. After calming the woman down, the Talk-Line home economist suggested carefully cutting the opening in the cavity of the turkey wider. It worked and Fido was freed!
Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."
White meat, anyone? A West Coast woman took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing her bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-Line to find out how to clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey.

Stories - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Bird Lovers
Bird Tags
Bird Whistle
Pretty Bird

kids-jokes.com | Business One-Liners, Mar 6 2010
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

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Bird Flu reaches Eurodisney
Avian Bird Flu Cured
Bird Flu

farm yard jokes-jokes about cows, pigs, sheep, chickens & more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

dinosaur jokes, fun and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes
A two pound dinosaur bird.

Animal Jokes - Pet Jokes - Cat Jokes - Dog Jokes & More, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes
Bird Jokes

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Avian Bird Flu Cured
Avian Bird Flu hits Disney

The Chicken Test - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
The US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

The Parrot - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

Merged Book Contest Winners - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Is the black bird a tortured symbol of Sam's struggles with race and family? Does it signify his decay of soul along with the soul of the Old South? Is it merely a crow, mocking his attempts to understand? Or is it worth a cool mil?

Family Feud Losers - Laugh Break, Mar 6 2010
Name a bird with a long neck

kangaroo jokes, fun and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

toad jokes, humor and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

reptile jokes, humor and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

frog jokes, humor and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

reptile jokes, humor and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

frog jokes, reptile jokes, humor and more !, Mar 6 2010
Bird Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Mar 6 2010
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Mar 6 2010
The Oily bird catches the worm !