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Humour Forum: Comedy Zone at the Bar: Funny Pictures: 1 reason why not to ask help on forums !!, Jun 6 2013
Humour Forum: Comedy Zone at the Bar: Funny Pictures: 1 reason why not to ask help on forums !!
1 reason why not to ask help on forums !!
1 reason why not to ask help on forums !!

Fun With Telemarketers - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"
If the person says he's Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.
Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "Uh-huh, really, or, "That's fascinating." Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn't give your credit card number to someone who's a complete stranger.
Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, "Well, I don't really want to get a call at home," say, "Ya! Now you know how I feel." (smiling, of course...)

Things To Do In An Elevator - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

101 Ways To Be Annoying - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Comedy Links Directory: General Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Ask Bubblechick
Ask Bubblechick is a cartoon. Bubblechick is cow and she gives advices about love, marriage, and carrier and writes her own philosophy and jokes. Cartoon features animated story with Bubblechick and her friends Review It
Ask Lance
Ask Mr Esel
Ask the Big Brain

Comedy Links Directory: General Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Ask Bubblechick
Ask Bubblechick is a cartoon. Bubblechick is cow and she gives advices about love, marriage, and carrier and writes her own philosophy and jokes. Cartoon features animated story with Bubblechick and her friends Review It
Ask Lance
Ask Mr Esel
Ask the Big Brain

Comedy Links Directory: Bizarre and Weird, Sep 6 2009
Home > Bizarre and Weird Bizarre and Weird (Subscribe) Links 1 of 12 2 of 12 3 of 12 4 of 12 5 of 12 6 of 12 7 of 12 8 of 12 9 of 12 10 of 12 11 of 12 12 of 12 Ask Boz
You ask questions. We answer questions with whatever the hell we want. We've answered most of the biggies. Think you got what it takes to read the truth cleverly hidden in nonsense? Review It
Ask Zeus! The King of the Gods Answers Your Questions!
(167 votes) Don't trust earthly wisdom. Mortals make mistakes. If you have a question, Ask Zeus! Get your answers directly from the King of the Gods. Omnipotence is cool! Review It

Comedy Links Directory: Bizarre and Weird, Sep 6 2009
Home > Bizarre and Weird Bizarre and Weird (Subscribe) Links 1 of 12 2 of 12 3 of 12 4 of 12 5 of 12 6 of 12 7 of 12 8 of 12 9 of 12 10 of 12 11 of 12 12 of 12 Ask Boz
You ask questions. We answer questions with whatever the hell we want. We've answered most of the biggies. Think you got what it takes to read the truth cleverly hidden in nonsense? Review It
Ask Zeus! The King of the Gods Answers Your Questions!
(167 votes) Don't trust earthly wisdom. Mortals make mistakes. If you have a question, Ask Zeus! Get your answers directly from the King of the Gods. Omnipotence is cool! Review It

Dilbert Quotes - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
One day my boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"

Comedy Links Directory: New Links, Oct 6 2009
Los Angeles based comedy troupe as seen on G4, and as finalists in YouTube's Sketchies2 competition. Site includes, videos, Hackbot the Robot Comedian from the Future, and Ask Dr. Funboxberg, and is updated four times weekly. Review It
Bizarre and Weird Ask Boz
You ask questions. We answer questions with whatever the hell we want. We've answered most of the biggies. Think you got what it takes to read the truth cleverly hidden in nonsense? Review It

Travel Agent Stories - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT and I'm overweight. Is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute, while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing), I came back and explained that the city code for Fresno is FAT and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

Weird Al Q&A - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the "Ask Al" section of www.weirdal.com

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/animal/caribou.html, Jun 6 2013
First Caribou: Ask me if I'm a rabbit.
First Caribou: Yes, I'm a rabbit. Now ask me if I'm a caribou.

Comedy Links Directory: British Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Ask Us Stuff
Ask them anything honestly, they even told me who my momma was Review It

Comedy Links Directory: British Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Ask Us Stuff
Ask them anything honestly, they even told me who my momma was Review It

Designated D... - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

Fiddle or Violin? - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin.

Haiku Error Messages - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
You ask way too much.

How To Attend A Meeting - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new employee. What is the name of my job?" If they answer "long-range planner" or "lieutenant governor," you are pretty much free to lounge around and do crossword puzzles until retirement. Most jobs, however, will require some work.

A Matter Of Trust - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?

New Taxi Driver - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something."

The Rolls - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The Accident - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine.'?" Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, you were fine?"

A Lawyer And A Blonde - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!", figuring that since she's a blonde (and assuming all the stories are true) that he will easily win.

Military Life Insurance - Laugh Break, Jun 6 2013
Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Lt. stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.


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