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Computer Trouble - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Does your monitor have a power indicator?
Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?
Because there's a power outage.
A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?

1979: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
...... Comedy TV, Sponsored by Play.com • Start of the Thatcher era in Britain as new Conservative government takes power. • John Wayne died, aged 72 • Ayatollah Khomeini returned to Iran after a 16 year exile and took power • Mountbatten killed by IRA terrorist attack • Brezhnev and Carter signed the SALTII treaty About 1979 The end of a decade that started with love and peace and closed with the last death throes of punk rock. Britain got it's first woman Prime Minister - In later years this fact was contested, in fact some wondered if she was even human! You Have been Watching... • Agony • Benson • In Loving Memory • Only When I Laugh At the Cinema • Kramer vs Kramer (Best Film Oscar) • Monty Python's The Life Of Brian • The Jerk • Alien ...

God Meets The EPA - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Then God said, "Let there be light", and immediately the officials demanded to know what the power source would be. Would strip mining be involved? Surely no nuclear energy?

Crash Report - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available. I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree. Then I lost control."

How To Attend A Meeting - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Your ultimate career strategy will be to get a job involving primarily No. 2, going to meetings, as soon as possible, because that's where the real prestige is. It is all very well and good to be able to take phone messages, but you are never going to get a position of power, a position where you can cost thousands of people their jobs with a single bonehead decision, unless you learn how to attend meetings.

Virus Warning! - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will want to only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Stuff To Ponder - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Why do they report power outages on TV?

Children's Books You'll Never See - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

And Speaking Of Intelligence... - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.

If Everyone Made Toasters - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that let's you control how light or dark you want your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/internet/doctorcomputer.html, May 6 2012
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.

Comedy Links Directory: Resources and Training, Sep 6 2009
(1 vote) You can do it! Unleash your power, creativity, and artistry. Actors training studio in NY for actors, writers, & directors on broadway, offbroadway, television, & film. Review It

1998: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
Comedy TV, Sponsored by Play.com • France won the football World cup (in France) • Pope John Paul II became the first Pontiff to ever visit Cuba • Kaczynski pleaded guilty to Unabomber charges • Former Dictator Pol Pot died, aged 73 • Ousted President Kabbah restored to power in Sierra Leone About 1998 1998 was the year when football fever descended in Europe once again with the World Cup finals in France.

Comedy Links Directory: Resources and Training, Sep 6 2009
(1 vote) You can do it! Unleash your power, creativity, and artistry. Actors training studio in NY for actors, writers, & directors on broadway, offbroadway, television, & film. Review It

TV Comedy Programmes: A, Sep 6 2009
...... A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | PQ | R | S | T | U | V | W | XYZ A • Abigail And Roger (UK) • About Face (UK) • Absolute Power (UK) • Absolutely Fabulous (UK) • Absolutely! (UK) • According To Bex (UK) • Addams Family, The (US) • Adrian Mole : The Cappuccino Years (UK) • Adventures of Brisco County, Jr., The (US) • Adventures of Oky Doky, The (US) • Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, The (US) • Affairs Of The Heart (UK) • After Henry (UK) • Agony (UK) • Agony Again (UK) • Ain't Misbehavin' (UK) • Airbase, The (UK) • Alas Smith And Jones (UK) • Albert And Victoria (UK) • Alcock And Gander (UK) • Alexander The Greatest (UK) • Alexei Sayle's Stuff (UK) • ALF (US) • Alfresco (UK) • Alice (US) • Alistair McGowan's Big Impression (UK) • All About Me (UK) • All Along The Watchtower (UK) • All At No. 20 (UK) • All Creatures Great And Small (UK) • All Gas And Gaiters (UK) • All In Good Faith (UK) • All In The Family (US) • All Night Long (UK) • All Our Saturdays (UK) • All-American Girl (US) • 'Allo 'Allo! (UK) • Amen (US) • Amos & Andy (US) • An Actor's Life For Me (UK) • And Mother Makes Five (UK) • And Mother Makes Three (UK) •...

1999: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
...... Comedy TV, Sponsored by Play.com • Manchester United won a historic treble clinching, League, FA & European honours • The Columbine high school shootings leaves 15 students dead in Denver • Boris Yeltsin resigned as Russian president, handing power to Vladimir Putin • Up to 350 million people in Europe and Asia have witnessed the last total solar eclipse of the century. • The Paddington Rail Crash in London, leaves 31 people dead About 1999 1999 brought to a close the end of another century and with it the fear of impending doom as the world was gripped by Y2K fever. The much touted Millenium bug was supposed to bring down the entire infrastructure of modern technology. Nothing happened. You Have been Watching... • The League Of Gentlemen • Let Them Eat Cake • Clive Anderson All Talk • The Grimleys At the Cinema • American Beauty (Best Film Oscar) • The Blair Witch Project • ...

1974: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
...... Comedy TV, Sponsored by Play.com • The Watergate scandal brings about Nixon resignation • West Germany won the football World cup (in West Germany) • Mikhail Baryshnikov became the latest Soviet Ballet dancer to defect to the west • Haile Selassie Deposed as Ruler of Ethiopia after 58 years in power • Famous Radio & TV comedian Jack Benny died, aged 80 About 1974 While Nixon was squirming and Evel Knievel was trying to leap the Grand Canyon Swedish pop sensations Abba were hitting the top of the charts with Waterloo. You Have been Watching... • Porridge • Rising Damp • It Ain't Half Hot Mum • Man About The House At the Cinema • The Godfather partII (Best Film Oscar) • Monty Python's The Holy Grail • Emmanuelle • Lenny ...

Robin Williams : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
Williams' first starring roles in Popeye and in The World According to Garp were both major flops, but with Good Morning Vietnam Williams established a screen identity. Many of his roles have been comic (eg. The Birdcage, Mrs. Doubtfire). In particular, his role as the Genie in the animated film, Aladdin was instrumental in establishing the importance of star power in voice actor casting. He has also starred in serious movies (Awakenings , What Dreams May Come) and in 1998 he won an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor for his role as a psychologist in Good Will Hunting. However, by the early 2000s, his choices for dramatic roles grew to be criticized as overly mawkish and sentimental, especially 1998's Patch Adams, prompting him to temporarily dabble in villainous roles such as in Insomnia and One Hour Photo.

Ethnic Jokes and Cultural Humor, Sep 6 2009
... : Home : Jokes : Ethnic Jokes Funny Ethnic Jokes Really Funny Ethnic Jokes and Funny Cultural Stories. Ethnic Jokes << Back to the Jokes Index | 1 | # Joke Title 1 AN AMAZING DISCOVERY! 2 STAYING POWER 3 ONE IN THE EYE FOR BIGOTRY 4 THINGS YOU'D NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN AMERICAN SAY (14) 5 USEFUL PHRASES FOR BACKPACKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST 6 AN ENGLISH/CHINESE INTERPRETOR 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ...

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