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Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, May 6 2010
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http://www.comedy-zone.net/forum/gforum.cgi?post=6526;guest=8681220&t=search_engine#6526, May 6 2010
We are creating a new comedy website toplist. All webmasters are encouraged to add their comedy related websites and see how they stack up. The site is called Top Comedy Sites and can be found here http://www.topcomedysites.com. This is a work in progress so all feedback is welcome(feedback topcomedysites.com) Thanks! -------------------------------------------------- John TopComedySites.com Webmaster - TopComedySites.com Webmaster - propertyinvestorforums.com Host with - BlueHost.com
Hi John, Have just added my site, appears i may be the first Squiffy Visit Squiffy's House of Fun - Laughter for Multiple Sclerosis - http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/ Need information on Multiple Sclerosis? - http://www.msrc.co.uk
Yes Squiffy, you are the first to sign up, and I can't be happier that it's for such a good cause. Thank You! MS has been a part of my life for some time now, my mother has it, and luckily it hasn't progress too badly so her quality of life is still really good, but I've made it quest/goal to learn as much about it as I can. I'll make it a point to make a donation through your website here in the next couple of days. Good Luck to you, and your website! Hopefully we'll get topComedySites going, and this will drive more traffic to your site. John - TopComedySites.com -------------------------------------------------- John TopComedySites.com Webmaster - TopComedySites.com Webmaster - propertyinvestorforums.com Host with - BlueHost.com
Hi John Perhaps you would like to drop me a mail at my message box to discuss further? What country are you in? squiffs Squiffy Visit Squiffy's House of Fun - Laughter for Multiple Sclerosis - http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/ Need information on Multiple Sclerosis? - http://www.msrc.co.uk
Squiffy, It's not a great idea to post your real e-mail address in the open forum as spam harvesters could collect it. Please use the private message function to share your contact details with other members, it's for your own protection. I've not edited out as I try not to interfere with member posts unless it's absolutely essential, but I strongly advise you to remove the direct link to your mail address. oh, and by the way, good luck with the toplist John. Cheers, Ray It's My Forum and I'll cry if I want to http://www.comedy-zone.net/forum/
Thanks for the good luck Comedy_Forum! When am I going to see Comedy_Zone.net listed? -------------------------------------------------- John TopComedySites.com Webmaster - TopComedySites.com Webmaster - propertyinvestorforums.com Host with - BlueHost.com
Hi Ray, sorry was tired when I postred that and totally forgot all my basic "security" measures (how bad does that look for a webmaster ? ) Have edited post accordingly. squiffs - <!--reply-->In Reply To Squiffy, It's not a great idea to post your real e-mail address in the open forum as spam harvesters could collect it. Please use the private message function to share your contact details with other members, it's for your own protection. I've not edited out as I try not to interfere with member posts unless it's absolutely essential, but I strongly advise you to remove the direct link to your mail address. oh, and by the way, good luck with the toplist John. Cheers,<!--/reply-->Squiffy Visit Squiffy's House of Fun - Laughter for Multiple Sclerosis - http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/ Need information on Multiple Sclerosis? - http://www.msrc.co.uk
<!--reply-->In Reply ToSquiffy, It's not a great idea to post your real e-mail address in the open forum as spam harvesters could collect it. Please use the private message function to share your contact details with other members, it's for your own protection. I've not edited out as I try not to interfere with member posts unless it's absolutely essential, but I strongly advise you to remove the direct link to your mail address. oh, and by the way, good luck with the toplist John. Cheers, hi just signed up n wanted to say hi<!--/reply-->

Smarter Than You Think - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel - they said, because it was bigger.
One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Eric Morecambe : Comedian Profile, Sep 6 2009
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In his leisure time, Morecambe was a keen birdwatcher, and the statue of him at Morecambe shows him wearing his binoculars. He was also an enthusiastic football fan and a director of Luton Town F.C.. Morecambe also had a love of Long John Silver impressions, which never left him through his life (one can be seen in the 'Monty on the Bonty' sketch with Arthur Lowe).
During this period, Eric Bartholomew (the John having been dropped more or less from birth) won numerous talent contests, most notably in Hoylake in 1939, the prize for which was an audition with Jack Hylton. Also present was another young talent named Ernest Wiseman, already a familiar voice from Arthur Askey's radio series "Bandwagon". This was the first meeting of what was to become one of Britain's most loved comedy partnerships, although it was to be a further two years before they would team up.
After the war, they made their name on radio, before arriving on television in 1955. They appeared together in many series such as Two of A Kind. There were also a number of Christmas specials. They were well-regarded and their reputation enabled them to garner a number of prestigious guests including Angela Rippon, Princess Anne, Cliff Richard, Glenda Jackson, Tom Jones, Elton John and even the then Prime Minister Harold Wilson.
In 1999 Eric Morecambe was voted the funniest person of the 20th Century in an internet poll. Eric pulled in 26% of the votes, beating Tommy Cooper and John Cleese to the coveted position.

First Name Basis - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
"John," the new guy replied.
The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is... "

Hotline To God - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Broncos' bench. He asked Coach Shanahan what it was for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked the coach if he could use it, and the coach said: "Sure, but it will cost you $100."

The Importance Of Punctuation - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Dear John:
Dear John:

Parental Excuses - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Answering Machine Messages - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back - only that I won't.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Doctor Doctor Jokes, May 6 2010
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm John McEnroe.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Long John Silver.

Humour Forum: Comedy Zone Feedback: Suggest A New Comedian, May 6 2010
include Louis CK, Lewis Black, John Pinette, Chirstopher Titus, Jake Johannson, Jim Gaffigan, and John Capparulo

Comedy Links Directory: Top Rated Links, Sep 6 2009
Home > Top Rated Links Top Rated Links Top 10 by rating (10 or more votes) Rating Votes Link 9.25 12 Grundage! 7.98 125 Nauticool News 7.97 62 He He inc 7.97 1739 revilocartoons 7.97 567 Buck Jones-Humorous Illustrator 7.97 216 Another Official Site of the Talke Pits Development Company 7.97 146 MockingWord 7.96 67 John Fanzine 7.96 22 Shtick! 7.96 202 Captain Foamy's Comedy Utopia Top 10 by votes (10 or more votes) Rating Votes Link 6.83 2986 C.R.A.P. TV & Radio Shows 6.94 1976 dumbest.tv 6.62 1749 Ask the Big Brain 7.97 1739 revilocartoons 5.07 1693 A-Grin-A-Day 3.88 1317 Cavanagh, John 2.43 1067 The Holy Alliance of the Sacred Elvi 6.77 721 Loose Tales 6.98 666 The Silly and The Serious 7.22 605 The Chimpanzee! Login/Register Link To Comedy Zone Tell A Friend About Us Bookmark This Page About Comedy Zone Privacy Policy Comedy Site Map Comedy Zone Home SPONSORED LINKS Aardvark Archie's Guide to Rude Humour Like Your Humor a bit naughtier? Aardvark Archie delivers! The Joke Shop Your one-stop shop for Practical Jokes, Humour and Fun! When We Were Kids Take a trip down memory lane at relive the good old days! Celebrity Zone Your gateway to the world of celebrity and the rich and famous. Gambling Zone If you fancy a flutter at the casino, stop by and pick up free money! Funny T-Shirts Be the talk of the pub with a hilarious funny T-shirt from the Comedy Zone Shop! Comedy DVD from the BBC Relive all those classisc TV comedies from the BBC Archives! Cool Ringtones Get the lastest ringtones, wallpapers and games on your mobile! JOKES PICTURES CARTOONS QUOTES TRIVIA COMEDIANS TV COMEDY SHOPPING FORUMS LINKS All photographs copyright by their respective owners. Site Design and Content by The Comedy Zone, copyright 1999 - 2008

1980: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
Comedy TV, Sponsored by Play.com • John Lennon was murdered in New York • Robert DeNiro won an Oscar for his role in 'Raging Bull' • Ex 'B-Movie' actor Ronald Reagan becomes President (USA) • Mount St Helens errupts in Washingston • America boycott the Moscow olympics in protest at Russia's involvement in Afghanistan About 1980 At the start of a new decade the world was stunned with the Murder of John Lennon by Mark Chapman.

1963: Film and TV archives at the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
... • UK: The Great Train Robbery netted the infamous gang a cool 2.6m • John F Kennedy was shot and a thousand conspiracy theories were born • The infamous Alcatraz closed it's doors for the last time as a prison • The British government revealed that newspaper correspondant Kim Philby was a Soviet spy • Civil rights leader Medger Evers murdered outside his home About 1963 1963 was a time of great political unrest with the assassinations of JFK and Medgar Evers sparking race riots across the country. In the UK the Profumo scandal broke causing John Profumo to resign and Dr Stephen Ward to commit suicide. You Have been Watching... • The Stanley Baxter Show • The Beverly Hillbillies • The Dick Van Dyke Show • The Dick Emery Show At the Cinema • Tom Jones (Best Film Oscar) • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World • The Pink Panther • Cleopatra ...

Stand Up Comedians at The Comedy Zone : C, Sep 6 2009
John Candy
• Andrew 'Dice' Clay • John Cleese

Bird Lovers - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
"That's odd," Mrs. Hollis replied. "So does my John."

Kids On Love - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. (John, 9)

Sports Quotes - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
"I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge." (John Snagge - Boat Race between Oxford and Cambridge)

Bad Analogies - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
(Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.) John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

101 Ways To Be Annoying - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

And Speaking Of Intelligence... - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence...

Useless Facts - Laugh Break, May 6 2010
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

Washington's birthday jokes, fun and entertainment, May 6 2010
Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Independence day jokes, fun and entertainment, May 6 2010
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!

Humour Forum: Comedy Zone Feedback: Web Site Feedback, May 6 2010
John Goldmoon


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