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The Accident - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Farmer Joe was in an accident with a semi-truck. Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine.'?" Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, you were fine?"
Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer, and I was driving down the road... " The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
But by this time, the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown in one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

Texas Quotes - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to go into the state treasury: "It just makes good sense to put all your eggs in one basket."

Answering Machine Messages - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...

Fun With Telemarketers - Laugh Break, May 6 2012
If the person says he's Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

Humour Forum: Comedy Zone at the Bar: The Pub Quiz, May 6 2012
Yo Joe

Comedy Links Directory: General Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Average Joe Shmoe

Comedy Links Directory: General Comedy, Sep 6 2009
Average Joe Shmoe

Comics and Comic Strips, Sep 6 2009
...... Dilbert Everyone's favourite work based strip, surely. Peanuts This loveable Charles Schultz creation is still as loveable today as he ever was. Angerson.com An online comic following the slightly skewed life of Joe Angerson. Callahan On-line Official site of Callahan including loads of cartoons, faq's, books and a nice chat feature. Comics from Russia on-line comic strips from the best Russian cartoonists! Lots of hot fun and humor for kids and their parents! Hagar The Horrible The official site for this funny Viking type chap. The Beano The official site for this much loved UK kids Comic. Denis the Menace; Mini the Minx, etc.. Doonesbury The official site of a very popular strip cartoon. Calvin & Hobbes This site is a great resource for Calvin & Hobbes stuff Viz This UK comic is a little bit rude, a little bit naughty and very, very funny. << The Cartoons Index Link To Comedy Zone Tell A Friend About Us Bookmark This Page About Comedy Zone Privacy Policy Comedy Site Map Comedy Zone Home ...

Cartoons & Cartoon Characters at the Cartoon Zone, Sep 6 2009
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Stand Up Comedians at The Comedy Zone : P & Q, Sep 6 2009
Joe Pasquale

Animal Jokes, Funny Pet Stories and One Liners from the Comedy Zone, Sep 6 2009
... 17 JESUS IS WATCHING YOU 18 EMERGENCY IN THE VET'S OFFICE 19 AT THE GORILLA ENCLOSURE 20 A TRIP TO THE CINEMA 21 THE INFAMOUS GOONY BIRD 22 BEYOND ALL TRACK RECORDS 23 THE SPEEDY SNAIL 24 THE CRISTMAS PARROT 25 DOWN A DEEP HOLE 26 THE SMELL OF FRESH BLOOD 27 THE WITTLE WABBITS 28 FARMER JOE FEELS FINE 29 THE GIANT GORILLA 30 THE HEAVENLY CAT | e-mail Jokes | Joke of the Month | Submit your Jokes | Competition | Link To Comedy Zone Tell A Friend About Us Bookmark This Page About Comedy Zone Privacy Policy Comedy Site Map Comedy Zone Home ...

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