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Political Jokes - Jokes About George Bush, Dec 7 2006
Political Jokes - Jokes About George Bush
One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Bush.

President George Bush Jokes, Dec 7 2006
President George Bush Jokes
...The radio cut over to George Bush's press conference.

Political Jokes - US Political Humor, Dec 7 2006
One day George Bush is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are learning about Greek Tragedies.
Bush responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy...
that's an accident." Then Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
This time Bush says, "I don't think that's a tragedy...
I think that's a great loss." So again Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
"Right!" says Bush to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did you ever know that?"

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Dec 7 2006
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !

Funny Political Jokes and Humorous Politician Stories, Dec 7 2006
President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency:
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", said Bush.
"No problem," replied the President and with that Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favour, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

Bible Jokes and Religious Humour, Dec 7 2006
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

why the chicken crossed the road according to..., Dec 7 2006
George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Knock Knock Jokes - Hundreds !, Dec 7 2006
Ferdinand beats two in the bush !

Trains, Planes & Automobiles: Jokes & Funny Stories, Dec 7 2006
...The radio cut over to George Bush's press conference.

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